Note: I was going through my posts and found this draft, which I started in 1999. I found it hilariuos that I wrote a list as such back then…

1. Teach them to fail

2. Teach them to gamble

3. Teach them politics

4. Teach them to bend the laws

5. Teach them how to bully

6. Teach them how to swear without foul words

7. Teach them how to hurt and get hurt

8. Teach them how to lie “honestly”

9. Teach them how to act confident and present themself

10. Teach them to shut up and ask good questions

11.  Teach them how to make good decisions even when information deprived

Updated: 2009

12. Teach them PR

13. Teach them how to bluff like they are an expert in anything

14. Teach them how to hide their true emotions

… I wonder if I will get jailed for this